me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

(Source: guy, via thestorysocastiel)

supercargautier:

cats are squishy cartoon friends that live in your house with you and do rad stunts. if they like you they vibrate at you very loudly. this is somehow a real animal

(via youmisswhatyouneverknew)

pls send me bands

am I a fan?:

favorite song:

favorite album:

favorite member:

seen live?:

unpopular opinion:

band rate:

(Source: dreaming-inpepperland, via ashtonfthood)

fakings:

who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about

(Source: nudely, via ashtonfthood)

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

(via automatically)